Ju-Ju Be Dead Modern Library # 22 1934, John O’Hara After suffering through the worst book I’ve ever read (To the Lighthouse), I was determined to immediately pick up another, vastly different and hopefully much better book with which to purge my brain of anything Virginia Woolfy. I was also under the gun (as it … [Read more...]

Raining on My Parade Modern Library # 21 1959, Saul Bellow The worst thing about this terrible book? Saul Bellow has another book on this Top 100 list. Ugh. After struggling through "Henderson" for a few months (and this, after a false start a few years ago), I'm still wondering how I could have missed the … [Read more...]

To The Lighthouse… To Climb Up and Hurl Myself Off the Top Modern Library # 15 1925, Virginia Woolf Where to begin reviewing the book I wanted to rate a 0, but Hoang didn’t allow it due to the fact that our 1-10 rating scale doesn’t allow for 0’s. How to fairly critique a book that I hated so much it took me … [Read more...]

War IS Peace, Man Modern Library # 13 1949, George Orwell Since you’ve all read 1984, I don’t really see much of a point discussing the book. Okay, okay, I will in a minute. But I have a story of my own to tell you first. In 1984 I turned 12. In 1985 I entered 7th grade. My English teacher was Mrs. Cundiff … [Read more...]

The Not Really All That Great Gatz Modern Library # 2 1925, F. Scott Fitzgerald ***See below for a far more interesting reader-submitted review of this book.*** Hello. My name is Steve and I... I had never read "The Great Gatsby." There I said it! I really said it! I am 35 at the time of this writing and I … [Read more...]